For the past 3 days I've been sleeping well past 3 am; like now, with Al noisily snoring beside me.  A number of things have been keeping me up. 1) My job and how I sometimes love it but most of the time hate it, 2) how I badly want to transfer my sister to St. -Bleep- and how on earth am I going to pay for the expenses, and 3) how much I want to hack Al's accounts but could not, for the life of me, because that would be the ultimate betrayal of trust.

I did mention I could do that, didn't I?